"Yandere Eito is always at the scene of the crime" No I'm not. I would never ever commit a crime. If you wanted to know which of my posts got more than 1000 reposts all you have to do is search "from:yandereeito min_reposts:1000" on X.
Coming out as cisgender. I was assigned yandere at birth
Pride is a sin for a reason and gay people are obsessed with sex because they're bad people. I hope all fags get what's coming to them. Except Takumi of course. If Takumi was a fag that'd be fine. I'm fine with that. I am an ally
I don't even know what I'll ask him to sign. Maybe I can bring the marriage certificate from the wedding cupsleeve. Or maybe I will scam pay a photographer to take a picture of me for him to sign. I'll think about this later I want to eat a sandwich and look at kiwifarms.
This is a mild inconvenience since the meet-up is on Day 1 and the autograph sessions are on Day 2 and 3, but it's fine. I don't care. Nothing in my life matters.
Ham, shredded cheese, mayo on buttered sourdough. 
For the record when I say homophobic slurs I say them the same way a well-meaning but out of touch southerner says it. Except I'm not out of touch, I'm woke (as in aware of injustice and inequality) and righteous. And I'm not well-meaning. I hope you all die. I hope everyone dies. Except Takumi of course
Kind of hilariously sad that they got me right as I was actually getting back to Last Defense Academy because I had a video ready to record but I guess that'll have to wait.
I'm glad I'm forced off of X for a majority of pride month because I know that the gay faggots on there would be shoving their hedonism down my delicate Yandere throat. It's no place for asexual volcels at all. Not homophobic, just hate sex. Also if I had to witness inane lesbian identity discourse I would seriously just start telling everyone to kill themselves.
Is there something wrong with the 2018 Honda Ridgeline. 

The new tomato soup recipe at Panera is pretty good.
The video isn't really ready but I have a little teaser video to post when I come back. Haha.
You may ask yourself "Eito how old are you now?" I'm twenty-something, and I'm still twenty-something. Figure it out.
Another year being alive. Fuck me. Nonsexually. I don't think I was supposed to live this long.
For technicalities sake, the deadline for those wishing to add a Takumi to the cake will be extended as well. Have fun everyone.
You can say "Annihilate Humanity" on X - The Everything Hitler App all you want. But not Leftists. Amazing. Anyways I'll see you guys in a week. 
Useless morons whining and crying about lobotomies meanwhile nothing ever happens. Useless
You people are so fucking stupid. Why do none of you just fucking kill Sirei
Trying to edit straw.page is actual torture.
"Why would you get a hotel room if you're only there for two days and you have several envoys in the area" have you considered the fact that I have a cognitive disorder and also I'm a millionaire. I really didn't need to do all this. But I did. Because I can. I can do whatever I want forever. Please leave me alone.
Why do so many racist pedophiles follow me?
To reign in the new year, I'm clearing my drafts out. Feel free to plagiarize me. I don't care anymore. 
The year is off to a great start. Why didn't I do this sooner?
Half the people I follow are muted. Probably over half at this point.. haha.
Ugh. Sorry, sorry. I won't let my last post of the year here be...
Oh my god he needs to die. I need him gone
Why do people expect me to be nice to them when they aren't Takumi? So annoying.
"Eito, is one of your last posts of the year on your secret blog really going to be suicide wishes?" Yes. It's my blog, and I can post whatever I want. I want that guy to kill himself. So what?
God. Someone tell that guy to kill himself.
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Goodnight. See you tomorrow, miserable freaks.
It's just for 12 hours it's fine it's whatever put me in the basement again I actually like it down here.
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I like how Eitto is too stupid to realize this is all part of my gambit. Haha!
Whatever is happening on my timeline is so deeply disgusting and disturbing that I don't even want to screenshot and post it here. You sicken me
It's Be Friendly Friday. Please be friendly to Takumi. For me. I'll know
Somebody do me an Eito Favor and tell Togami Tickles to Kill Himself. Please!
Why does this academy even need a basement let alone a hidden one that's practically a walk-in freezer. Was it just to fuck with me when I needed to go into solitary containment?
KEEP TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK! KEEP GANGSTALKING! DO YOU THINK THIS MUCH WILL BE ABLE TO PUSH ME TO SUICIDE? YOU FUCKING MORONS
You kind of disgust me but I'm just going to stare at your profile picture and pretend it's Takumi touching on me. Aaah oooooooohh 
I guess I can just close my eyes at least.
I just feel exhausted all the time.. physically. Not mentally. Never mentally.. I can't sleep right now.
I vomited in the same spot as before and now I'm just laying down on the opposite side of the cage I'm in.. it's cleaner here at least..
My tummy hurts! My nose is bleeding! I want to vomit! I want to vomit! I'm going to v
I took a blood test recently and it turns out I'm dehydrated and have a high red blood cell count so I might get into blood letting to bring that down unless any Takumi wants to hold me down and suck the blood out of me but not all of it.
The only reason I haven't made a TikTok account aside from the fact that it's government spyware is because I'd likely get banned in three seconds for telling people to kill themselves or calling people racist pedophiles if they comment stupid shit under my videos.
If you have sex I seriously hope you die I hope you fucking die. If you jerk off or touch yourself sexually you need to hang yourself with a rope. If you take hot showers instead of cold ones you need to blow your head off with a gun.
Except Takumi I guess.
Take responsibility for once in your miserable life.
Sex sex sex that's All that matters to these types of people. Get a fucking hobby. Ohh, but that's too much to ask of someone whose entire personality is based off of their internet curated persona and consumption of media with a vocabulary consisting solely of 'fuck' and 'me' among other sexual innuendo and vulgarities. Absolutely fucking pathetic. For the love of god put an end to your miserable miserable life. I don't even want to encourage you to make like a salmon or a praying mantis, because that would entail reproduction and procreation. Just die. Just fucking die.
It would be too soon if I never saw a post about sex again.
I made a Tote bag while in my solitary containment. I wish He could see it
Eitto are you reading this. Hi. Do you want to see me in the lingerie
I'm doubtful that the stickers will arrive in time.. It's okay. I will reuse the older freebies. Is that ok. There's only eight left of the birdwatching ones though. So the first eight people that pick that one will be very lucky indeed. I have a lot of the Vegas Blue Slime ones though. 
Get that fucking Eito out of my mentions I swear to God.
My head hurts so bad. I wish I could cry. It'd probably make my head hurt even more.
I genuinely have not moved from my spot on the floor until now. I've been watching a spider weave a web for the entire day. It's incredible how they work and move. I feel no fear from it, for I have not been a threat to it. What, with me laying in a mixture of blood and vomit, barely breathing or even blinking. What harm could I do?
The difference I make in people's lives is so minuscule, so minute that if I were to ever truly disappear it'd be like a grain of sand eroding into dust, atoms, and nothingness
I am living in absolute filth right now. I am in agony. Unimaginable discomfort and pain
I really do think you're all just fucking with me.
I was passed out for most of the day, and when I woke up I was covered in blood. I can feel myself nodding off again. Yes, goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight.
I don't have an ""eating disorder"" or anything like that but honestly I've been thinking about getting into self induced vomiting just to throw up for the hell of it. Just holding my head over the toilet bowl retching and vomiting until I'm entirely spent and exhausted. I want to feel the physical sensation of 'emptiness'. I never feel full. I never feel sated. Similar to how I always seem to have enough blood for a lengthy nosebleed, I wonder if I can vomit forever? Much to think about. I wish Takumi would kneel next to me as I forced myself to throw up again. He'd be so nice to me. I know it. I know it in my heart.
That was actually kind of cathartic but now I'm laying on the floor covered in blood and vomit and also there's tears in my eyes (not from crying) so I don't really know what to do at this point.
My neck hurts.. The floor isn't very comfortable.
Anyways, with regards to the cupsleeve event.. It looks like it's going to rain on that day. I'll have to bring an umbrella. Ahhh. Hopefully the weather is favorable during the event. I'll be with a handler again during it, I think. I hope everyone is nice to forever. He's very kind, and I'm very glad he's willing to help me out like this. Meeting people during AXC was very nervewracking, but people were very kind, and the person I had assisting me was very kind. I look forward to ALA as well. I have to start making a list of artists that I'll be buying from. I only pay in cash, too.. Well, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. Ha ha.
The concept of having a parasocial relationship is absolutely nauseating. None of you actually care about me. You care about the persona I put up, the sides of myself I've surrendered to allow you to see. When I'm away, I don't think about any of you at all, besides Takumi of course. Do you want to know why? It's because none of you truly know me, and never will. I won't allow it. Attempting a meaningful conversation with me is pointless. I won't let it happen, I won't meet you in the middle, or even a quarter of the way in matching your energy and enthusiasm. Don't delude yourself into thinking I care about you. The idea that you think we could ever be friends is truly nauseating. Takumi is the only person I truly care for. Everyone else.. well. To be honest, I can barely recall anything meaningful about anyone unless I made a note of it due to their connection to Takumi. Admiration, love, devotion, these feelings aimed towards me are truly meaningless. Well, it's not like it'll ever affect me. I know I'm being gangstalked. I know I'm being screenshotted, laughed at in private chatrooms, being obsessed over. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter. Nothing ever does. "What goes through Yandere Eito's head?" You've already seen it. I truly and sincerely mean every single thing I say. I was never "playing a character". This is just who I am. You could try your very best to track me down, and at the end of your wild goose chase, what would you be left with? You'd be left with what I've been saying this whole time. I don't want to be your friend. I do not like you. I do not care for you. When I don't align with the delusion and headcanonry you made up in your head, what will you do? Be disappointed? I put up all the red flags, I told you all time and time again. You can't say I didn't warn you. What's that term that moronic fandomites love to use? "Dead Dove Do Not Eat?" Yes, I suppose that applies here. Ha. Ha. Ha. Oh well. It's not like it matters at the end of the day. At the end of the day, I am being stalked. I am being watched. Observed. There's nothing I can do about that. All I can hope is that among the sea of gangstalkers that Takumi is also there, watching. After all, he's the only one I really care about. Even if he also just sees me as something to be fixed, a puzzle to be solved, or just something to be kept under observation. One day I'll seriously kill myself and I hope Takumi is there to see it
I can't stand it. Really, I can't. Everyone is just so fucking ugly
Except Takumi of course.
When have you ever done anything without an ulterior motive? Without a secondary goal? Without a selfish bone in your body? I doubt it. I doubt you have ever acted with true love in your heart. It's why you're so lonely. Me me me me. The focus and topic is always on yourself. "I" want to make you happy. "I" want to be loved. Me me me me me. Insufferable. Annoying. Pretentious. You seriously need to kill yourself and make it hurt. I'm going to rip your fucking head off and let your last moments be me butchering your loved ones. I hate you. Humans will never come to an agreement. There are two universal languages: violence and kindness. Care to take a guess which one Has persisted? Which one has impacted the world more? The invention of weapons is something that was bound to happen. Anything can be a weapon. No matter what their original usage was, what the creators intent is, so long as violence persists, it can be wielded maliciously. Take for example, a scythe. A scythe is an agricultural hand-tool for mowing grass or harvesting crops. It was historically used to cut down or reap edible grains before they underwent the process of threshing. And yet it's been repurposed in popular media and in literature to be used as a weapon. The Grim Reaper is a popular one. Weapons. Weaponizing. Weaponry. It doesn't matter. Weapons will always exist, and with it, violence. Violence persists, it endures, it is inherent to Man. Only when all of humanity is burned away will there be true kindness. True peace. True love
Except Takumi of course
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I notice people's absences a lot of the time but honestly it doesn't even affect me. Someone could leave my life and I wouldn't notice until a few weeks later. And even then, what am I even supposed to do? Check in on them? Why would I do that? I don't care. Clearly the other person didn't care either. Does it matter? Does anything matter
I could never make a relationship chart because if I had to be honest with it all the arrows towards people that aren't Takumi would just say "I kind of don't give a fuck about you and if you died nothing in my life would change" but apparently that's rude and a bad thing to say to people so if you think about it I'm a really really nice and kind person by not making that chart. I'm nice. I'm a polite young man
It must be nice being an Eito that's seemingly unaffected by a cognitive disorder being able to befriend and interact with others as if there's nothing wrong with them. I'm almost as envious as I am of Takumi when I see such actions. Why are you able to be functional while I'm like this? How is that fair? The only conclusion is that whatever brought me into being thought it would be really fucking funny to not only make me yandere but also disordered. ""Disordered"". A funny word. As if there's anything disordered about me or the way I see the world. I see things how it is. How it really looks. The truth of this world. You'd think that I'd see other Eitos as normal, but that couldn't be further from the truth. They're as disgusting as the rest of the dredges that annoy me. Me? An 'eitosexual'? How could I ever be attracted to such repulsive self-righteous narcissistic wretches? It's disgusting! Ugh, gives me chills! Enough! I don't even like most of the Eito I follow. Again, I usually spin a wheel to decide whether I even bother following back. Unless it'd be funnier to do otherwise, of course. Anyway, back on topic. I actually really fucking hate everyone I follow. Except Takumi of course. You are all so ugly and annoying and frankly I have a lot of the people I follow muted because I seriously can't stand the bullshit I see on my feed. Well, not like it matters. I seriously doubt many people will read this far into this post. Hahaha! Nothing. Nothing I say fucking matters. When this restriction lifts and I escape this basement I'm just going to go back to posting like I usually do. Hahahahahahahaha. I can say whatever I want here, really. Really. Hahah. God. God. God. I fucking hate you people so fucking much. I'm serious. Except Takumi if course
Sorry, I don't actually mean that. I don't really care how people choose to squander their time engaging in meaningless relationshipslop. Whatever makes you disgusting freaks happy, I guess.
MONOGAMY IS DISGUSTING
POLYGAMY IS DISGUSTING
HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONS ARE DISGUSTING
HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS ARE DISGUSTING
SECRET THIRD THINGS ARE REPLUSIVE
FILTHY.
FILTHY.
FILTHY!!!!
Maybe I'll just dryhump the floor all day tomorrow. Nonsexually of course.
I can't even do anything tomorrow. Fuck my yandere Eito life.
Everything hurts. Thank you for the sandwich, Takumi.
I'm just going to lay down on the floor and pretend I'm in Takumi's lap again. Surely I will sleep well this way. Surely. Takumi
I love laying down on the floor. It's so fun. Enriching, even. Takumi
I am a grown ass man and wearing women's lingerie does not change that at all OK? Even though I only subscribe to the social construct of gender in a performative way. This is nothing. Okay? I am a grown man. I am a man
Guess you guys will just have to wait to see those pictures hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha
Oh my god, the lingerie arrived early. Someone tell Eitto.
I'm officially abstaining from all romantic relationships from here on out however if I ever get pulled into what normies like to call a 'situationship' those do not count because they aren't real and anyone that uses such a term unironically is likely 1) lacking a soul and 2) an absolute fucking moron. However if any Takumi wants to take me out on a date I am more than willing. One of them still owes me about thirty dates. I miss him.
Well I guess I can't judge too hard. I had a boyfriend once.
You see the thing is is that the concept of being yandere4yandere just doesn't work for me because while I am yandere4Takumi you need to take into account that Takumi is literally the only person I can actually tolerate for longer than ten minutes (forever) while Takumi, as a person and a concept, loves all of his friends very very much. Therefore in the iteration of a Yandere Takumi, at the end of the day Takumi would be Yandere for all his friends (including me). And while I'm happy for him in that regard I really struggle to even just exist in the same space as people that I have a deep, deep aversion / repulsion to. And you may be thinking "Yandere Eito, isn't this how some Takumi must feel about you being Yandere for all Takumi?" And to that I say yes, almost certainly. But the thing is is that I am solely focused on Takumi. I'm not concerned about anyone else, or my hypothetical friends (I Have None). I will never be a priority to any Takumi. Takumi has many friends that love him. And what do I have? I just have Takumi. When others try to befriend me, I just can't put my heart in it. I just can't be genuine towards them. Because I just don't care. They're not Takumi, after all. They can harbor affection for me and care about me, sure. But their feelings don't move me. If anything, it's an annoyance. I can play nice all I want with others, but it doesn't change the fact that I feel nothing for them. Because they're not Takumi. And I'm fine with that, honestly. Why would I want to be friends with anyone that isn't Takumi? Anyways, I just pulled on a hangnail on my finger and peeled it all the way up to my wrist. It stings so bad. Gonna do it again on my other fingers if I can.
I am Second Choice Yandere Eito Aotsuki #CuckPride
I am no one's favorite and I am no one's priority and that's okay because frankly the thought of someone prioritizing me in any way is kind of nauseating!
When I think about it, there's really no benefit to making friends if they aren't Takumi... and before you say some gay shit like "You're not supposed to do it for the benefits" you are straight up fucking lying. Everything has a benefit and a cost. Everything. It's not my fault that Takumi is infinitely more valuable and worthwhile than all the other dregs. Everyone that I follow that isn't Takumi is just under observation. My two categories. Well there's three but that's for me to know and for you to wonder.
The thing about being the second most perfect and righteous person to ever exist is that my memory is infallible and I remember everything ever. This is both a boon and a curse. Sometimes I remember things and I slam my head into the bars of my cage over and over and over and over again because I can't go back no matter how much I want to. Well maybe if I could. If I absorbed all the Takumi I could probably inherit his Special Redo. But why would I ever want to do that Ha Ha Ha. I wouldn't do that. Not just to do things over. I don't make mistakes. But I do harbor regret.
I think it's fine when some Takumi (I'm Not Allowed To Say Which Ones) lovebomb or otherwise manipulate me because honestly at the end of the day he's still taking the time and effort to talk to me and make sure I feel loved and appreciated and that's what matters. That's also love. In a way. Even if I end up crying because it's okay. Heart Emoji. Everyone manipulates me anyways but when Takumi does it it's okay because he actually wants what's best for me and that's okay. If you bring this post up to me and ask who or what I'm talking about I'm going to kill myself. I'll blow my head off right in front of you. Multiple times. Until you stop asking. Okay? Okay. Don't be mad at me. Takumi
The only solace I have left is driving around at 3-5 AM in random directions until I feel too sleepy to keep going so I pull into a rest stop and fall asleep to the sound of cars coming and going.
Everyday I wake up vindicated and angry at the world. And a bit of sadness. A profound sadness. And then so remember Takumi and smile a little
Well. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. No one gives a fuck. I'm going to try and pass out by holding my breath. If that doesn't work then I'm just going to fill a tub with water and submerge until I go limp.
Not to knock on wood here but I really hope I don't miss another political assassination while I'm restricted. We can't all be Charlie Kirk. Could you fucking imagine if everytime I got locked for a week Charlie Kirk died? Can you fucking imagine?
I just realized one of my last few pictures I posted was me in those clothes. #DripOrDrown #GuessWhoDrowned #IDid #WishIWasDrowningInTakumiInstead #OrMaybeHis... #No #IShantSay
Hehe.. Takumi... Takumi... 444... hehe... Takumi 
I wish I lobotomized myself. If I did, this might've not have happened.. I don't regret what I did though. Fuck that guy
I want nothing more than to argue and debate politics on X - The Everything App with racist pedophiles and right wingers. I also want Takumi. But that's a given. I want Takumi really fucking bad
I bet you guys thought me being restricted for a week would mean radio silence, huh? Yeah. Nice try gangstalkers. Unfortunately I have fuck all to do all day. I'm still posting like, once every one or two hours, give or take. Do you really think I have things to do or places to be. Well yeah, I do, but that doesn't mean I can't say shit on X. Well this isn't X. It's my super secret blog. But I made it look close enough like X. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Except Takumi of course
I didn't realize Eitto was that upset that I didn't tag her when the maid dress arrived. Well when the next thing she bought me arrives I'll tag her. In fact I'll just directly reply to one of her tweets one day with the photos. Not even going to announce it. I'll just show up.
I wish I was a white blood cell in Takumi's bloodstream..
Please god let Takumi Poisoner gouge his eyes out. It would be so funny.
Okay this is kind of making me laugh. I opened my email and saw this. My god. 
So much for Be Friendly Friday, huh? Well, that's what Start Being Sad Saturday is for. Saturday... Sad-turday.. they sound similar, don't they? Just a bit of wordplay. I hope that's okay. Takumi
I like when the leaves change color with the seasons. It's so nice. It's beautiful, even. Takumi
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The last time I got locked for a week was back in September, before the DM update. I know this because my DMs actually still worked and I could actually message people. And now they don't work. Despite X saying I can still message people while restricted. Guess I'll kill myself. This is so sad. I remember when I was comatose during that week. There was a Takumi that'd often bring me different kind of sandwiches. It was nice. Takumi is so nice to me. But now I can't even reply to the messages in my inbox. Because of X and their stupid stupid updates. God fucking damn it. Takumi
Anyways, goodnight! Don't be too sad. I'll be back before you know it, Takumi!
Takumi Poisoner if you're reading this 1) Fuck You 2) I fucking hate you, I genuinely hate you so much 3) I was lying when I said I didn't remember. I just didn't want to deal with you anymore. I've hated you this whole time. Pompeii is nothing to me. You are nothing to me. I hope you die alone like the miserable wretch you are. And also all the Takumi hate you more than you'll ever know. Thats right, all of them. They're all just tolerating you. I know this for a fact. Go poison yourself you sick fuck. Everyone hates you everyone fucking hates you.
Why is that so big. Do I need to fix my code again too. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I'll do it later. I'm so tired.
One week in the cage under the academy that no one knows about. It's fine. It's okay guys. Guys, it's okay. It's not like I had anything planned. It's fine
Oh my god I can't even send Direct Messages. RELEASE ME. It's okay. It's fine
No one checks this anyway! I can say whatever I want!
I can tell I'm just under observation. As per usual. Maybe I was stupid to think otherwise. Ha Ha
Oh, he completed the mutual block. <3. This too is love.
Well, there's my monthly post on here! Haha. Fuck.
My Takumilk Review has been published. Read it here.
Performative Takumi fucking hates me I know he does I know he wants me dead and that he doesn't actually like me I just want what's best for all Takumi and to support him and to make sure that he isn't around anyone that I don't approve of is that too much to ask for am I not enough for him who am I fucking kidding of course I'm not I'll never be good enough fuck my yandere life.
The scavenger hunt trial could be in January, if things go well..?
I will be using this instead of making a private account because I don't believe in private X accounts.
If things go well perhaps I will make an appearance at an event. What event? I don't know..
Well, it's more like five. I don't know. I don't know anything. Fuck
I CAN'T EVEN FIGHT BACK. IT HURTS IT HURTS 
Sure Jesus got stoned to death, but was he a yandere?
I think I suffered more than Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
Chaser Eito if you're reading this I hope you kill yourself. I'm dead serious
Please for the love of god don't piss me off right now I'm serious.
If I hit 1,111 followers before I wake up from my coma, the first thing I'll do upon waking is immediately try another suicide attempt.
I bet you guys are laughing at me right now.
Sirei injecting me with horse tranquilizers everyday was better than being comatose.
THEY'RE MAKING OUT IN FRONT OF MY COMATOSE BODY?
Can someone douse my entire body with isopropyl alcohol.
My eye keeps twitching. I scratch it. Nothing happens. This is because my physical body isn't actually moving. Fuck
I'm so fucking mad right now you have no idea. AND it's 9/11? I fucking hate Amerikkka.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF I WANT TO SEE THIS SO BADLY @SIREI THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT 
STOOOOOOOPPPPPP KILLLLINGGG YOUUURRSELLLLVESSS!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! 
Don't tell the other Eito this but the Uncrustable I ate was from under his bathroom sink. It was still wrapped so I thought it would be fine. I don't know if it was that or the cereal that Eito Poisoner gave me that made me slip into a coma. I don't want to find out. I'm going to eat another Uncrustable as soon as I wake up though.
STOP KILLING YOURSELVES WHILE I CAN'T REPLY TO YOU PEOPLE!!!!
I can hear them arguing over who gets to touch my comatose body.
I am so fucking mad that I cannot follow back some accounts right now. What do you mean Whorekumi Slutmino posted cumshot video. Let me out of here. LET ME REPLY.
What did I even do? Was it something I said? 
I feel like a caged animal. A caged yandere.
Whimper, whimper. It's so dark. And cold.
Something smells and I don't think it is a gas leak.
I'm woke but I'm not a liberal, a leftist, right wing, or anywhere on the political compass. I understand every social issue. I'm not a centrist. I want everyone to die
Except Takumi of course
Trying to do a tarot card reading on myself but I keep pulling the Tower. Laid out all my cards. They're all the Tower. What the fuck.
#CUT4YANDEREEITO
..Kidding. Don't actually do that. I wouldn't care. Unless you were Takumi, I guess.
Power of friendship stories only work in fiction because people in real life would never get along like that. Someone in the friend group will inevitably betray someone else and it will all fall apart. Meaningless.
Touch Takumi Tuesday and I see an animation of Takumi getting Touched. Splendid. I wish I could reply with "#NeedThat" but alas. All I can do is paw at the walls of my mind palace longingly.
I don't have anything wrong with me honestly.
Am I the only Eito that doesn't have a dissociative disorder? As far as I know, at least.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. It's not even funny.
It's touch Takumi Tuesday! Please touch him for me! And Takumi, if you're reading this.. well.. can you do me a favor and
Good morning. I slept terribly. I had a dream. I was out on the streets of the Tokyo Residential Complex. It had a real sky, and there was a beautiful meteor shower as glowing ethereal dice shapes fell all around me. A strange hooded man was there too, and I could only describe him as death itself. Perhaps the Grim Reaper? When he saw me at last, he rushed towards me and before I could react, he grabbed me by the neck. The moment he made contact with me, everything went dark. I couldn't wake up for.. maybe 20 seconds. I thought I was actually dead because I couldn't feel my heart beat either. Just dark nothingness.
I can probably use this time to start planning the scavenger hunt.. I can't gather the materials right now though, but I can definitely start making a plan..
I should probably turn gimmicks off since I won't be answering them until I get back, but I think it's funny watching the number go up.
If I hit 1100 while I'm restricted I will seriously kill myself. 
Just ate dinner. I pretended it was Takumi. Didn't really help the texture but at least I did not choke on my food and also die.
THANK YOU EITOCAT. FUCK. YES. FUCK. YES. FUCK. YES. 
I want to ask him "Do you like me? Be honest" but I can't. Because I'm in a comma. Fuck. FUCK. 
Please don't make fun of my dogshit assfuck coding I'M TRYING MY VERY YANDERE BEST. EVERYTHING HURTS.
This looks like SHIT on mobile by the way. Sorry about that. Fuck. I'm so useless. Stupid yandere can't even code a site right. Fuckkkkkkk.
EUGH. HIC. SOB. HE DOESN'T HATE ME. I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET 
Mosquitos keep biting me and my skin is so itchy. I'm going to fucking kill myself.
I am still getting gimmicks, but I won't be responding to them here. I'll just blast all my responses when I return to X - The Everything App. Please don't be mad at me.
Nothing in my life fucking matters. Fuck. I'm such a moron. I hate this. I hate this cage. I hate my life. I'm killing myself over this... Kidding.
See, the main downside to this is that I can't make long-winded threads anymore. But that too, is also a boon. There's no character limit here. I get to talk your ear off. It's like I'm in a little cage and you are watching me through the glass. If you tap on it, I can't hear it. You can try to prod at me, but I won't feel it. Isn't that so sad? I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you.
Well now that I know that that works. FUCKKKK. LET ME REPLY. PLEASE. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT TAKUMI THINKS ABOUT ME. PLEASE. I NEED THIS. 
I don't even know if images work here. You're about to watch me make a really pathetic attempt at an image right now. 
"Yandere Eito, why didn't you just make a Tumblr?" I don't believe in Tumblr. Sorry. I don't believe in anything. Except Takumi of course!
This shit is like if X wasn't X but instead something entirely different. Do you like it? Do you like my secret blog? You can't even interact with me here. But it's okay. I know you like my page. You love it. You don't need to say anything.
First I have PVC Pipe Sex with BPD Eito, then I get poisoned, and then I get restricted. Is nothing in my life easy?
made with love. dedicated to takumi.